Liverpool vs Aston Villa

Super Mario’s next level

 You could have scored that goal? Probably not, but I digress. We learned quite a bit about Mario Balotelli’s relationship with his manager and his teammates in the waning moments of Tottenham’s visit to Anfield on Tuesday. The broodish celebration was news to no one, but for all his detractors claiming him to be club

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Sterling Watch: Where will Raheem cash out?

Liverpool wants you to know that they have offered Raheem Sterling a ‘wonderful deal’ to stay at the club. Brendan Rodgers wants you to know that the Liverbirds biggest asset doesn’t have to leave Anfield to be properly compensated for his skyrocketing value, because of said ‘wonderful deal’ that he has been offered. He also wants you

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Ghana’s Nightmare continues

Ghana just can’t seem to catch a break. Sunday’s epic loss to Ivory Coast in the African Cup of Nations final is just the latest chapter in a long story of misery for the proud footballing nation. Avram Grant and his resilient side were forced to endure a 9-8 penalty defeat in which the entire

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Juventus vs Udinese - Serie A Tim 2012/2013

The World XI: February 2015

Our staff will weigh in monthly on who they believe are currently the best players across the globe at their respective positions. This deliberation, although featuring a few under the radar names was not quite as heated as last month’s (there was no Kroos vs. Modric screaming match this go round…) Without further ado… Starting XI:

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The Harder They Fall: State of the FA Cup

What transpired in this weekend England’s premier cup competition was on par with three number one seeds losing to 16 seeds in the NCAA tournament in the same weekend. When the dust settled, only three teams in the top ten of the premier league standings had advanced, with the top three teams eliminated, and two

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Paris Saint-Germain FC v FC Porto - UEFA Champions League

He goes by Zlatan

On Sunday night the best striker in the world scored a goal and got booked while playing against the greatest franchise in the history of French footie, St. Etienne. Being the greatest striker in the world, as well as being a world class s*** talker, it seemed to be par for the course for the

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Fear and Loathing in Manchester

“Transfer news this week sucks.” Yes, friend. I know. I have high hopes for those two fortnights in January where I can relive the summer excitement of hitting refresh roughly 4,000 times a day to find out if Ibrahimovic’s toenail will prevent him from moving to the premier league. Fans of the beautiful game have

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Courtois Out For Blood

“I can’t believe the ‘keeper saved it, I was halfway on my celebration,” – Adam Lallana In case you missed Chelsea’s forgettable 1-1 draw with Liverpool this Tuesday let me describe it to you in a way that a Manhattanite in a Seahawks jersey at the East Village’s Central Bar characterized the 92 minute affair. “The

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